This would be why I have been completely absent from tumblr for a long long time <3
His name is Max and he’s cooler than any of your lame friends.
I grew him myself.
Anonymous asked: So the state of the economy means nothing to you? Because right now that's the more important issue. It scares me so many of you don't even care about that. I guess you can't bitch you he wins and you can't find a job or afford school.
Bush killed the economy. Obama has been fixing it for four years and will continue to fix it for the next four :D
"[Republicans] drove our economy into a ditch.
And we got in there and put on our boots. And we pushed and we shoved and we were sweating. These guys were standing, watching us, sipping on a Slurpee. And they were pointing at us saying ‘how come you’re not pushing harder? how com you’re not pushing faster?’ And then when we finally got the car up—a
nd it’s got a few dings and a few dents. It’s got some mud on it. We’re going to have to do some work on it. They point out to everybody else and say:
'Look what these guys did to your car!'
After we got it out of the ditch, and then they got the nerve to ask for the keys back. I don’t want to give them the keys back. They don’t know how to drive.” -Barack Obama
I don’t care who you vote for as long as it’s not Romney.
Because if you vote Romney then you agree with him that all y’all should just NOT EVER HAVE SEX unless it’s for baby makin. He would like to do away with all birth control.
Also he is against human rights in general.
Also he has a room in his basement where he slaughters kittens and bathes in their blood in an attempt to remain youthful forever.
Also he smells bad.
*EDIT* He makes sure the kittens die slowly with lots of pain. This is the only way youth can be achieved, but says he also enjoys the rush and the screaming. FACT.