Inappropriate Touch Tuesday

Jul 20

twomommies:

blamethebespectacledredhead:

nyanielle:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

EVERYTIME, I SWEAR, I DIE.

I just love how the girl in the middle is like “well now you done fucked up and that’s for damn sure.”

‘You are a single lady, buddy!’

Jul 20

pikachu35739:

supernatural-loves-of-my-life:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

Everytime I see this, I have to rebagel it.

Jul 20
Jul 19
This would be why I have been completely absent from tumblr for a long long time <3
His name is Max and he’s cooler than any of your lame friends.
I grew him myself.

This would be why I have been completely absent from tumblr for a long long time <3

His name is Max and he’s cooler than any of your lame friends.

I grew him myself.

Apr 26
Nov 07
shooti:

IT HAS A BABY

omg

shooti:

IT HAS A BABY

omg

Nov 06

Tomorrow Morning When I Wake Up My President Better Be Black

Nov 06

if florida screws up this election like it did in 2000, we should just give it back to spain

Nov 06
Nov 06

Anonymous asked: So the state of the economy means nothing to you? Because right now that's the more important issue. It scares me so many of you don't even care about that. I guess you can't bitch you he wins and you can't find a job or afford school.

Bush killed the economy. Obama has been fixing it for four years and will continue to fix it for the next four :D

"[Republicans] drove our economy into a ditch.

And we got in there and put on our boots. And we pushed and we shoved and we were sweating. These guys were standing, watching us, sipping on a Slurpee. And they were pointing at us saying ‘how come you’re not pushing harder? how com you’re not pushing faster?’ And then when we finally got the car up—a

nd it’s got a few dings and a few dents. It’s got some mud on it. We’re going to have to do some work on it. They point out to everybody else and say:

'Look what these guys did to your car!'

After we got it out of the ditch, and then they got the nerve to ask for the keys back. I don’t want to give them the keys back. They don’t know how to drive.” -Barack Obama
Nov 06

FACTS.

I don’t care who you vote for as long as it’s not Romney. 

Because if you vote Romney then you agree with him that all y’all should just NOT EVER HAVE SEX unless it’s for baby makin. He would like to do away with all birth control. 

Also he is against human rights in general. 

Also he has a room in his basement where he slaughters kittens and bathes in their blood in an attempt to remain youthful forever.

Also he smells bad.

*EDIT* He makes sure the kittens die slowly with lots of pain. This is the only way youth can be achieved, but says he also enjoys the rush and the screaming. FACT.

Nov 06
A beautiful love story.

A beautiful love story.

Nov 04
lightofmeridian:

MY MOM BROUGHT THIS FUCKIGN CARROT HOME FROM THE FARMERS MARKET ADN IM FUGCKIN SOOBBING I NCA NT

lightofmeridian:

MY MOM BROUGHT THIS FUCKIGN CARROT HOME FROM THE FARMERS MARKET ADN IM FUGCKIN SOOBBING I NCA NT

Nov 04

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

Nov 04